What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How would you define love?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Why should we share our wife with others?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

Is there a stereotype that South Indians are physically strong and muscular compared to other regions of India?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What type of crossdresser are you?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How should you handle a situation where your friend tells you they like someone who also likes you? Should you tell them or continue as normal?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.